The Fountain of Prunes

The Fountain of Prunes
Physical Description: Really, prunes.

This is a silver-colored fountain of the sort designed to go on a table top and fountain food in a very fancy fashion - typically, melted chocolate or cheese. This one fountains prunes, drawing them from a heated reservoir that is clearly not designed to hold dried fruit and showering them down over itself in a manner that is vaguely revolting.

Warm prunes, to be specific. Warm, rich, moist prunes.

Prunes.

Powers: It seemingly produces prunes from nothing. The prunes themselves are not magical, except in the way all prunes are.

Historical Notes: Who would admit to owning this? Other than us, of course.

Discovery: Found in the sprawling, richly appointed estate of Fleegus Mehgear, a Gnomish rogue of remarkably little note, the Fountain of Prunes says quite a lot about the man's diet and lifestyle. And even more about the mages he knew.

Organizational Notes: ''Really prunes. -Tindselle''